The Woz Dances Like a Dork
Until now, Steve Wozniak was the Apple guy. He even had a brief stint as Kathy Griffin's better half. Last night, he made his big "Dancing with the Stars" debut. The guy has money and time, but no shame -- and that feather boa was not doing him any favors.
Sure, there were a lot of people in crazy costumes doing crazy moves. Still, Steve seemed a little stiff. Overall, his Robot was great; then we found out it was supposed to be the Cha-cha-cha.
Crunch Gear thinks he's going to be the first one handed his walking papers. We can't say because it was too hard to stomach the whole episode. From what we saw, though, a lot of the scores were scraping the bottom of the barrel, so The Woz could live to dance another day. -- Rachel Cericola